unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

“and uh yeah”

– every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

image

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

fuck-yeah-feminist:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.