titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

  • They're all idiots
    Points at favorite team:
  • Especially him.
    Points at favorite player:
prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mangocarta:

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY IS THAT YOU

vulgar

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.