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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

(Source: alegbra, via footbaw)

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here
mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

"There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth."

- Unknown  (via abbygubler)

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chekhov:

icedcoffee1989:

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

well aren’t you the casanova

I told a boy he wore the same cologne as my dad while we were making out and he asked me to leave

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me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira